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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
Keep the school clean ... stay home!
Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
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It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
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