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| 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message |
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| My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now. |
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| Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ... |
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| Keep the school clean ... stay home! |
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| Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep! |
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| We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school! |
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| The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO |
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| No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems |
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| That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike. |
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| The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist |
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| It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live |
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