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| I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes. |
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| Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them... |
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| All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ... |
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| Lots of people stop working once they found a job! |
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| I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children. |
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| Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children. |
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| The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet. |
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| I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen! |
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| 10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?! |
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| Mistakes have been made, others will be punished. |
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| I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it! |
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