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| I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes. |
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| All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ... |
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| I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children. |
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| Mistakes have been made, others will be punished. |
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| 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message |
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| The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO |
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| No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems |
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| The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist |
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| Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! |
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| I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me. |
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| What is the meaning of FANTA? Fuck And Never Touch Again! |
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