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| Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine ! |
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| The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO |
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| It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give. |
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| Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it! |
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| If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!! |
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| Ur so sexy,ur so fine!u no how 2 blow my mind!rub me down and rub me up,stk ur cock rite up my muff! |
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| The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist |
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| All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ... |
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| 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message |
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| Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet. |
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| Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!! |
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